Late Night Comedy Monologues Through the Ages – 5 Comments Overheard from Inside the Trojan Horse

You’ve all heard the news the Greeks destroyed Troy in a surprise attack after entering the city in a giant wooden horse. Here are some comments overheard inside the big stallion:

“I requested a window seat.”

“I’m no military strategist, but I would’ve gone with a big wooden turtle.”

“Your seat cushion can be used as a battering device.”

“Remember, don’t yell ‘Surprise!’ It’s not a birthday party.”

“Are we there yet?”