Rejected Titles for the Book “Moby Dick”

Michael Dick

Moby, Moby Not

The Annoying Captain Ahab

Spouting Off

The Agony and the Blubbery

Queequeg the Lovable Cannibal

Ben Alper writes for late night talk show hosts, comedians and things. He is the author of “Thank You for Not Talking: A Laughable Look at Introverts.”

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