Nice brain. Who’s my decorator?
Am I seeing any other voices?
How was my day?
Do I talk to myself in the nude?
I look good. Have I been working out?
Do I sing to myself in the shower?
Where am I from?
Who do I think is the luckiest person in this head?
Hi, do I work here?
So what do I do for a living?
Rick Blaine (Casablanca) – Here’s not looking at you, kid.
Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver) – You talkin’ to me? If so you’re boring the hell out of me.
Terry Malloy (On the Waterfront) I coulda been a contender. But I’m horrible in job interviews.
Scarlett O’Hara (Gone with the Wind) As God is my witness, I will never have three roommates again.
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) I see dead people and they’re asking me about the weather.
Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry) – Go ahead, make my day. Tell me the chief’s retirement party isn’t mandatory.
George M. Cohan (Yankee Doodle Dandy) My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you. Oy, I need to decompress.
Lou Gehrig (The Pride of the Yankees) I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I’d be luckier if I could deliver this speech from my apartment.
Dorothy (The Wizard of Oz) There’s no place like home alone with a good book.
Jennifer Cavilleri Barrett (Love Story) Love means never having to say, “Please, I need my own space.”