10 Signs Your Conversion from Introvert to Extrovert isn’t Working

dr_jekyll_mr_hyde_03You’re starting to avoid your new 58 best friends.

You’ve developed arthritic fingers from being clingy.

You were rushed to an emergency room after saying, “Nice weather we’ve been having.”

You barked orders at a sales meeting – to yourself

You picked a man up at a bar, took him back to your apartment, tore your clothes off, and told him you needed to be alone.

You’re only nodding at your Toastmasters meetings.

People have yet to start liking you.

You’ve developed a nervous tick every time you say “Sure, I’d love to come to your party!”

You still miss people asking “Are you Okay?”

This carefree joy crap is starting to wear you down.