Do you enjoy talking to more than one person at a time – but can never get a word in edgewise?
Do you wish people would stop talking for JUST 2 FREAKIN’ SECONDS so you can be heard?
ZIP IT – Extra Strength for Introverts® silences non-stop talking. Simply spray ZIP IT at the offending yakker. Then say what’s on your mind.
ZIP IT stops:
- People who love the sound of their voice
- Committee chairpersons who aren’t interested in what others have to say
- Amateur orators who can never get to the point
- Know-it-alls who could care less about your opinion
- Repeat offenders who say the same thing over and over and over
- Deep breathers who can speak for hours without coming up for air
- Persons petrified of pregnant pauses
ZIP comes in two strengths: Clam Up and Put a Cork in It for family get-togethers.
One thought on “Finally, Protection from Seamless Conversations!”
I’d like two cases please!