How do you re-kindle the magic that made you ignore your obvious introvert / extrovert differences? Here are some suggestions.

• Surprise your extrovert with a new sexual position where you’re both in the same room.
• Go to an introvert swapping party, don’t mingle, and leave after five minutes.
• Greet your extrovert at the door wearing nothing but your inner thoughts.
• Be more affectionate with your introvert. Don’t say, “Why aren’t you talking?” Say, “You really turn me on when you’re uncommunicative.”
• Go to an extrovert swapping party, stay all night and then invite everyone for breakfast and STD tests.
• Dress up your introvert as an unapproachable French maid.
• Beg your introvert to go to a party and then surprise her with a group of hunky loners.
• Talk dirty nonstop to your extrovert. This will turn him on and avoid unbearable silence.
• Ask your extrovert if the voices in your head can watch.
• Tease your extrovert by suggesting an intimate evening and then invite her best friends over for some foreplay.