…If they could stop talking for one second

• I noticed our waiter didn’t wash his hands in the men’s room.
• I too think Janice would make a great treasurer, but you do know she served time for embezzlement.
• Is that your car being towed?
• I can think of a few good reasons why our candidate should be against kindergarten students carrying loaded firearms.
• If you have no objections to a hard working drug mule joining your family, I am asking for your daughter’s hand in marriage.
• He’s great at multitasking if by multitasking you mean being a sales manager and Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.
• Here’s what I think about your plan, General Custer.
• Why should we assume a 300-lb man, covered in tattoos, breaking into our apartment is really good at heart?
• Contrary to what you may believe, I don’t think that’s one of the ways to skin a cat.
• Is that package ticking?