Day: July 3, 2015

Did you ever wonder what it would be like if everyone was an introvert?

• Everybody could feel alone together.
• No more small talk. Simple greetings would last for days.
• Nobody would go to parties where they didn’t know anybody, thus eliminating parties.
• Dance floors would be equipped with individual booths so no one is the center of attention.
• On the slim chance people came to a party and they didn’t know each other, it would be considered good manners to silently grab something to eat and leave.
• All classroom seats would be located at the back of the room where everyone could avoid being noticed.
• As a precaution, designated introverts would be assigned to call other introverts and say, “You haven’t left your apartment since 2009. Let’s go out and throw the Frisbee.”
• Meetings would end sooner since no one would talk just to hear the sound of their voice.
• A successful job interview would consist of being unapproachable and not making eye contact.
• The phrase “the more the merrier” would be outlawed.