A movie changed my life. A movie I had never, and to this day, have never seen.
A friend told me, “I saw a great film, last night. You’ve just got to see it.”
“What is it called?”
“Cent of a Woman.”
At that moment, for the first time in my life, there was clarity.
I didn’t need to buy a ticket and watch it in a theatre. Because I knew. From that point on, my life’s goal was to find a woman who had a copper coin in her purse—and then somehow convince her to go out with me. Looks, brains, good breeding were not important.
And why?
From the time I was old enough to walk, I have longed for pretty girl to look deep into my eyes and whisper, “A penny for your thoughts?”—without then asking, “Do you have change for a nickel?”
Comedy writer Ben Alper has written for Jay Leno, David Letterman and is the author of “Live From the Beginning of Time: Late Night Comedy Monologues Through the Ages”