First class to deny admission to an OWASP (Off White Anglo Saxton Protestant)
First and last class with no legacy students
First student to be punished for cheating by being placed in stocks.
First person named Saltonstall accepted without the assistance of another person named Saltonstall
First party hearty student nicknamed the Pukin’ Puritan
First student placed on probation for attending spring ball with a witch
First student to call the Mayflower his family yacht
Ben Alper writes for late night talk show hosts, comedians and things. He is the author of “Thank You for Not Talking: A Laughable Look at Introverts.”